Most Popular and Funniest SMS Jokes
by admin on 25/02/10 at 11:19 am
An SMS joke is always such a pleasure to read. When you are feeling down, all you have to do is read these jokes and you’ll instantly feel happy inside. Are you ready to laugh out loud? We present to you the best SMS jokes out there.
Popular SMS Jokes
“This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.”
“A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.”
“This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.”
New SMS Jokes
“I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship—you mean a lot to me.
You cry… I cry.
You laugh… I laugh.
You jump out of the window…
I…I…I…look down and then I laugh again.”
“News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching TV…
Another playing football…
And the third one was caught reading this text message!”
“Those innocent eyes…
Those kissable lips…
A great smile…
The perfect walk…
Smoothest talk…
Absolutely gorgeous…
That’s enough about me… How are you?”
Funny SMS Jokes
“God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
And…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!”
“I have a confession to make: Ever since I met you, it’s been hard for me to forget you. Every night, I see you in my dreams and find myself shouting: GHOST! GHOST!”
Short SMS Jokes
“In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
And at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.”
“TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn’t punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
Funny SMS Joke
“Santa: I am so wise: I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Mark: That is nothing. I saved more money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.”
“A school held a contest for kids with the theme: ‘The nicest thing my dad ever did for me.’ Award winning answer was: ‘He married my MOM.’”
“A baby monkey asks his father, ‘Father why are we so ugly?’
The father says to him, ‘don’t stress my son. You should see the one who is reading this!”
Free SMS Jokes
“A phone call is a form of communication,
A kiss is a form of affection,
A photo is a form of remembrance,
While having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!”
“Twinkle, twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.”
There are funny SMS jokes, funny life quotes and funny quotes and sayings galore on the Internet. Jokes and funny life quotes, if in good taste, are a blessing to help you get through the day.
