Sending or receiving funny SMS remarks, funny life quotes, humorous wise sayings and quotes, and even funny wise quotes can make anyone’s day.
A day’s work can be quite tiring for many people, so suddenly receiving funny SMS text messages or reading funny SMS jokes on your mobile phone screen can be a nice surprise to wake you up and make you smile.
Below is a collection of free funny SMS that we think you will certainly enjoy.
Funny SMS Messages
1. “Opticians bend your rims / frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.”
2. “This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.”
3. “This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.”
4. “Boss: (to employee) Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing: Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.”
Funny SMS Jokes
1. “CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.”
2. “Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1,000 for me?
Husband: A coin.
Wife: Okay, give me a coin.
Husband: Wait a second.”
3. “Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it’s only a joke.”
4. “Before marriage:
Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
Don’t come near me.”
5. “Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?”
6. “Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for your parents.”
Hindi Funny SMS
“Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,koi
aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota, kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai.”
“Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai, muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai, milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua, bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai.”
“Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya, mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya, hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me, aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya.”
Funny SMS Hindi
“Khizan k mosam mai lutf-e-bahar leta hun; Gham-e-hayat ko hans k guzar leta hun; Gulon se rang sitaron se roshni lai kr; Jamal-e-yar ka naqsha utar leta hun.”
“Buht hi mudat k baad kal jab kitab-e-maazi ko meine khola buht se chehray nazr mei utray buht se namoon pe dil paseja aik aisa safha bhe usme aya likha huwa tha jo ansuoon se k jiska unwan ‘HUMSAFAR’ tha jo safha sabse hi mautabar tha kch aur ansu phr us pe tapkay phr us se agay mei parh na paya kitab-e-mazi ko bandh kar k tumhare baton mei kho gaya mei agr tu milta to kaisa hota Inhi khayalon mei soo gaya mei.”
“Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de.”